C C Am
Only on the Jew Retreat,
Am Em Em GWe dont eat non-kosher meat,
Even though the chicken tastes like old moldy feet.
C AmRabbi told us not to say “oy,”
Em DBut our counselor is a pot smokin’ goy.
The ten mosquito bites I got are starting to swell
G D D(shout) HEY SUSSMAN, (sings) the bunk is really starting to smell!
C AmThe only friend I have here is a racoon,
I dressed him up, and I named him Roon.
Only on the Jew Retreat.
Only on the Jew Retreat,
Am Em Em GWe dont eat non-kosher meat,
C Em AEven though the chicken tastes like old moldy feet.
G D
I took a ride on a boat in Suprise Lake,
(Shout) Well Suprise! (sings) The boats are fake!
G DMatt Berit looks like Frodo Baggins,
Am Em D AWe dressed him up and played Dungeons and Dragons.
The other day, we took a long hike,
D Am(speaks) I beat everyone both ways; (sings) I had a bike!
C AmAnd on this hike, I tripped on a rock,
It really hurt cos I sprained my co---- (stumbles) FOOT!!!
Only on the Jew Retreat,
We dont eat non-kosher meat,
C Em A DEven though the chicken tastes like old moldy feet.
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D C
This camp used to house a young Neal Diamond,
(speaks) I heard a knock on my window last night, (sings)
G D G DThey still cant find him!
C C AmOnly on the Jew Retreat,
We dont eat non-kosher meat,
C Em A DEven though the chicken tastes like old moldy feet.
C DOh man it’s the Jew Retreat,
Are you hiding un-kosher meat?
G D C Am Em AWhen I get home I really need to soak my feet.
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