E B7
Iım flying [flying] in a frame of my mind that time cannot erase
B7 E
Iım seeinı [seeing] the future , the past, as I lay the present to
waste
E E7 A
Iım scopinı [scoping] all these feelings I have and hoping for them to
come true
B7 E
And Iım holding something more precious than fine ore -- baby, Iım
holding you
E B7
Iım breathing [breathing] the fumes of the grid that rid my lobe of
oxygen
B7 E
Iım climbin [climbing] the walls to where good and evil make amends
E E7 A
Iım trippinı, [tripping] writhinı and squealinı, pukinı , lookinı for
someone like you
B7 E
And Iım holding something more precious than fine ore -- baby, Iım
holding you
[JAM]
E B7
Iım flying [flying] in a frame of my mind that time cannot erase
B7 E
Iım seeinı [seeing] the future , the past, as I lay the present to
waste
E E7 A
Iım scopinı [scoping] all these feelings I have and hoping for them to
come true
B7 E
And Iım holding something more precious than fine ore -- baby, Iım
holding you
B7 E
And Iım holding something more precious than fine ore -- baby, Iım
holding you
JAPANESE COWBOY
INRO: [G...G...C...{C.F.} ]
{C F} C F C
Like a Japanese cowboy or a brother on skates
F C F G
Like a blizzard in Georgia or a train running late
F C F C
I call out your name girl in the heat of the night
F C G C
and nobody answers cause something ainıt right
F C F C
Breakfast at Shoneyıs at two ninety-nine
F C F G
Saved me some money and eased up my mind
F C F G
Iım walking in circles and feeling the pain
F C F G F
Iım tossing and turning And crying in vain
C F C F C
Like a Japanese cowboy or a brother on skates
F C F G
Like a blizzard in Georgia or a train running late
F C F C
I call out your name girl in the heat of the night
F C G C
and nobody answers cause something ainıt right
[ JAM: C...C...F...F...G...G...C...C.F. ]
F C F C
Iım riding at midnight and crossing the line
F C F G
From the rain In my windshield and the tears in my eyes
F C F C
Now the bedroom is empty and I spent my last dime
F C F G F G
And the lovers are leaving I got nothing but time, I got
you on my mind
CHORUS AND END
PISS UP A ROPE
INTRO G D G G
G
My dinnerıs on fire while she watches T.V.
C
And if you ever wonder what itıs like to be me
G
She takes all my money and leaves me no smokes
D
Yells at my buddies and insults my folks
G
I ^Ìm breakinı my back doin the best that I can
C
Sheıs got time for the dog and none for her man
G D G
And Iım no dope, but I canıt cope so hit the fuckin road and piss up a
rope
G
A - you can --- piss.... up a rope
C
And you can put on your shoes hit the road get truckinı
G
Pack your bag I donıt need the ag
D
On your knees you big booty bitch start suckinı
G
You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle
C
Now youıre up shitıs creek with a turd for a paddle
G D G
And I canıt cope, a- piss up a rope
A you can piss up a rope and feel the pissy dribble
You can piss up a rope and watch me giggle
For the last six months I been packinı your bag
You can wash my balls with a warm wet rag
Till my balls feel smooth and soft like silk
Iım sick of your mouth and your two percent milk
And I canıt cope, a - piss up a rope
CHORUS
CHORUS END
I DONıT WANNA LEAVE YOU ON THE FARM
C Am
I donıt wanna leave you on the farm, I donıt wanna leave you on the
farm
C Am F C G Am
I donıt wanna go, ah just so you know; I donıt wanna leave you on the
farm
Am Em F C Am F C
Days go by and Iım still high, but you know, Iım thinkinı about you
Am Em F C F G C
Cornıs turned brown, leaves fall to the ground Itıs a sound that
reminds me of you
C Am
I donıt wanna leave you on the farm, I donıt wanna leave you on the
farm
C Am F C G Am
I donıt wanna go, ah just so you know; I donıt wanna leave you on the
farm
Am Em F C Am F C
No telephone to call you at home Iım alone ---- -- on the throne
Am Em F C F G C
Go get something hey, thanks for nothin Iıll keep truckinı and gettinı
myself stoned
C Am
I donıt wanna leave you on the farm, I donıt wanna leave you on the
farm
C Am F C G Am
I donıt wanna go, ah just so you know; I donıt wanna leave you on the
farm
Am Em F C Am F C
Days go by and Iım still high, but you know, Iım thinkinı about you
Am Em F C F G C
Cornıs turned brown, leaves fall to the ground Itıs a sound that
sticks like glue
JAM AND END
PRETTY GIRL
E D A A
A D A
Thereıs a sweater wearinı, coat totinı, boot footinı, good lookinı
man -- on town
E
Thereıs a smooth talkinı funny walkinı dude around
A D A A D A A D A A D A
Thereıs a pretty girl and she sees him walkinı lookinı him up and down
A D A D A D A E
She thinks sheıd like to roll and rock him, turn his life around
A D A
Thereıs a scum suckin lip fuckinı bad ole truck drivinı man -- on
town
E
Thereıs a boot lickinı hind tickinı dude around
A D A A D A A D A A D A
Thereıs a pretty girl and he sees her walkinı lookinı her up and down
A D A D A D A E
He like for her to roll and rock him, turn his life around
A D A
Thereıs a sweater wearinı, coat totinı, boot footinı, good lookinı
man -- on town
E
Thereıs a smooth talkinı funny walkinı dude around
A D A A D A A D A A D A
Thereıs a pretty girl and she sees him walkinı lookinı him up and down
A D A D A D A E
She thinks sheıd like to roll and rock him, turn his life around
A
Turn his life around ---- turn his life around
POWDER BLUE
RIFF
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G# G C G# G C
Powder blue, powder blue, what can you do? sheıs powder blue
G# G C G# G C
Powder blue, powder blue, what can you do? sheıs powder blue
Am C
Iıll be true, [bop bah] my powder blue, [powder blue]
Am G RIFF
itıs all for you , [bop bah] itıs all for you [and you know
it]
G# G C G# G C
Powder blue, powder blue, the seventh son of Orion with me too
G# G C G# G C
Powder blue, powder blue, how do you do? come walk with me now,
powder blue
Am C
Powder blue, [bop bah] powder blue, [powder blue]
Am G RIFF
itıs all for you , itıs all for you [and you can feel that ]
G# G C G# G C
Powder blue, oh powder blue, I got this feelinı powder blue
G# G C G# G C
Oh Powder blue, powder blue, itıs in my head for you
Am C
Iıll be true, [bop bah] my powder blue, [powder blue]
Am G RIFF, AD LIB
itıs all for you , [bop bah] itıs all for you
MR. RICHARD SMOKER
[C] Boodley bah boo [Dm] Boodley bah boo [F] Boodley bah boo
bah [G]
C CC#oDm G
Mr. Richard Smoker, Youıre a poopy poker, Chardonnay and cocaine in
the spa
G7
Cigarrettes and coffee breath, Little boys on crystal meth
G7 F7 F7 G7 G7
Tonight weıll tango in the street, you eat -- dark meat
C CC#oDm G
Mr. Richard Smoker, Youıre a chicken choker, Tonite youıre gonna let
it all hang out
G7
Panty hose and Aqua Net, smoking menthal cigarettes
G7 F7 F7 G7 G7
Tonight weıll tango in the street, you eat -- dark meat
[C] Boodley bah boo [Dm] Boodley bah boo [F] Boodley bah boo
bah [G]
SMOKE! [JAM ]
F7 F7 G7 G7
You eat -- dark meat
[C] Boodley bah boo [Dm] Boodley bah boo [F] Boodley bah boo
bah [G]
C CC#oDm G
Mr. Richard Smoker, Youıre an Ono Yoker, Cognac and black coffee with
the boys
G7
Dancinı in your buster browns, whirlinı to that techno sound
G7 F7 F7 G7 G7
Your hands are wet, your hair is slick, you smoke -- big
dick
C CC#oDm G
Mr. Richard Smoker, Youıre a velvet coker, Bruce and Jeff will pick
you up at ten
G7
Goin out, dancing in the city, Friday night, gotta look pretty
G7 F7 F7 G7 G7
Tonight weıll tango in the street, you eat -- dark meat
[C] Boodley bah boo [Dm] Boodley bah boo [F] Boodley bah boo
bah [G]
[D] Boodley bah boo [Em] Boodley bah boo [G] Boodley bah boo
bah [A]
[E] Boodley bah boo [F#m] Boodley bah boo [A] Boodley bah boo
bah [B]
[F#] Boodley bah boo [G#m] Boodley bah boo [B] Boodley bah boo
bah [C#] [C#]
HELP ME SCRAPE THE MUCUS OFF MY BRAIN
G Bm Am G
Am D G D/F# Em
I guess itıs something in my brain -- I need whiskey to ease the pain
C D G Bm Am G
But itıs early in the morning and Iım feeling bad again
C D G D/F# Em
But if you ever loved me -- youıll go easy on me now
A7 D
Fix me up a cup of coffee and in a while Iıll come around
Am D G Em
I think Iıll spend the dogfood money -- but heıll love me just the
same
C D G Bm Am G
But if you really love me baby -- Help me scrape the mucus off my
brain
[JAM]
Am D G D/F# Em
Itıs a shame when morning hurts -- Iıve seen bad and Iıve seen worse
C D G Bm Am G
itıs the nature of my being -- I took some money from your purse
C D G D/F# Em
Now a Frenchman loves to party and I know heıs not to blame
A7 D
But the way youıre lookinı at me baby -- I just canıt help but feel
the shame
Am D G Em
I think Iıll spend the dogfood money -- but heıll love me just the
same
C D G Bm Am G
But if you really love me baby -- Help me scrape the mucus off my
brain
C D G Bm Am G
But if you really love me baby -- Help me scrape the mucus off my
brain
You Were the Fool
E
Bless the father bless the sun, cross your heart cause you're the on
Asus4 E
Collecting moonbeams in the morning
E
Curvy sticks and wooden poles assisting you in plugging holes
Asus4 E
Plug them holes until you see straight through to the minds eye
D A
Think about it turn around and go back to the quiet sound
Am7 A6/
Of Jim and Dan prancing around the pool
E A E
You were the fool, and I feel sorry for you, you were the fool
D A E
But there's something you can do
You can wash your arm in a pool of mud, you can chop a tree to prevent
a flood
You can speak with a turtle just by flipping him around
You can build a boat and sail the sea, you can buy a moat and forge a
key
Initiate the sequence, create catastrophe
CHORUS
REPEAT 1st VERSE
D A
Think about it turn around and go back to the quiet sound
Am7 A6/
Of Jim and Dan prancing around the pool
E A E
You were the fool, and I feel sorry for you, you were the fool
D C
E
But there's something you can do you were the fool
FLUFFY
D Em D Em
Fluffy, furry buddy, chewed his leg on the porch
D F/D G
Whyıd you do it Fluffy - on the porch
D Em D Em
Good dog Fluffy, old friend, my pal
D F/D G
Fluffyıs got his buddy, on the porch
D Em D Em
Penny - sheıs my girlie, she sits here with me, on the porch
D F/D G
Penny looks so pretty, on the porch
D Em D Em
Penny takes Fluffy -- for a walk -- out on the path
D F/D G
Fluffy chases the other doggies -- on the path
D Em D Em
The pig says to Penny ³get Fluffy back on the porch²
D F/D G
So me and Fluffy and Penny are on the Porch
D Em D Em D F/D G REPEAT
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