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G C G D
She cooks with lard Loves hot food bars
G C G D
A quart of sweet tea and fried pork skins
G C G D
Can't get enough eats till she's stuffed
G C D G
Go's to the bath room and she comes back again
D C G
She thinks she looks just like Madonna
C G D G D
When she runs her greasy fingers through her bleach blond hair
C G
Most sometimes she'll place another order
C G D
And lordy have mercy on that little bitty chair
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G D C G
She's got a butt bigger than the Beatles
D C G D
Eatin me outta house and home
G D C D
Her booty size well it outta be illegal
G D C D
She has a hard time sittin on the throne
G D
Hamburgers, Hotdogs
C G
Cheese fries, and Coldslaw
G C D G
A dozen bear claws yum, yum, yum
G C G D
Loves sausage links, hates diet drinks
G C G D
Takes up both seats in a two seater car
G C G D
Her doctor said, lay off the bread
G C G D
But he didn't say nothing bout a Snickers bar
D C G
She drinks sweet milk by the gallon
C G D G D
And shed never eat a salad or a Lean Cuisine
C G
And she'll lay spread out on the hammock
C G D
After she's done her damage at Dairy Queen
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Em C
No you won't find her name on the weight loss of fame
G D
Down at Jennie Craigs
Em C
'Cause when she eats em' out at the Waffle House
G D
They'll bring in more ham and eggs
Chorus
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